The weatherpet uses biological weapons.

Aside from his impressive payload (which I am in charge of cleaning up after twice a week) he carries in his dander a blinding agent. He makes the weatherparents eyeballs swell and water in their skulls. He made the weather father’s nose bleed terribly. The cost of his winter visit: $12.50 for eye drops, and a pint of my father’s blood. The weather pet doesn’t visit he sieges.

Thursday’s Forecast: I am having a tiny hazmat suit constructed for important family occasions.