Weather

Whoroscopes

October 17, 2006 by

The 'human is writing this entry last night.
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The Weatherbox Blues

October 16, 2006 by

Where did all the hours in the night go?
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Good, Regret-Filled Choice

October 12, 2006 by

Ever wonder what it's like to be an engineering major?
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“A” for Effort

October 11, 2006 by

Excelsior! Or some nerdy phrase like that. A computer programmer in Australia has apparently proved that Neil Armstrong – known primarily for his grammatical correctness – actually said, &...
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Priceless

October 10, 2006 by

Not that the 'human actually reads the articles in this paper
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Master Debaters

October 9, 2006 by

If you didn’t watch the gubernatorial debate on Saturday, you probably have a life. That said, the quote of the evening goes to Arnie: “I can tell by the joy I see in your eyes that you lo...
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Back in Black

October 4, 2006 by

The Weatherhuman is immensely confused by the black and gray front page. What happened to all the pretty colors?
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Hamburger Friend, I Feel a Happiness When I Eat a Him

September 29, 2006 by

The 'human snuck into Ortega last night....
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Dear Sir/Madam who stole my bicycle,

September 28, 2006 by

You may open this letter thinking it carries burning malice. Nothing could be further from the truth.
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Why Color Me Suprised

September 24, 2006 by

Why color me suprised. A color front page?
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Weather

August 30, 2006 by

YAAAWN *Smacks Lips* What the? Who the hell are you?
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So Long, Farewell

June 1, 2006 by

This year's last issue of the Nexus is currently in your hands/on your desk/rolled up to...
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Duck, duck, SWALLOW

May 26, 2006 by

Rain clouds have been circling around the 'human since the weathermate got angry and nearly threw in the relationship towel.
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One Week

May 25, 2006 by

It's the new 'human's first week on the job, and already there's a correction.
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Fair and Unbalanced

May 24, 2006 by

Assistant University Editor Aria Miran appeared on MSNBC's "Rita Cosby Live and Direct" last night....
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