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Missed Connection

April 22, 2008 by

I’ m more than a little creeped out by the missed connection about someone at the Nexus. At first, I thought it was about me. After all, I am an insightful and amazing writer, and yes, I am inde...
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Really Bad Trip

April 21, 2008 by

Did you have a nice, peaceful day yesterday? Did you reflect on the meaning of life, and your purpose on Earth? Did you eat a whole bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos? Did you watch Half Baked? Did you go to...
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‘Human 08

April 18, 2008 by

Yes fans, the rumors are true. I, the Weatherhuman, am officially throwing my hat into the ring in the race to be your next A.S. president. I don’t exactly know how the election rules work, but ...
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Happy Birthday

April 17, 2008 by

Awfully nice of thousands of fans to sing happy birthday to the Pope yesterday, especially since I doubt that he’s always had a song on his special day. Call me crazy, but I just can’t pic...
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Where the Weatherhuman Happens

April 16, 2008 by

I'm not gonna lie, I get goosebumps and mist up a little every time I see one of those NBA commercials with the photo slideshows and the emotional piano music.
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That’s the Spot, Right There

April 15, 2008 by

Massage parlors in Indonesia are asking their female masseuses to make it clear that sex is not part of the massage by padlocking their skirts and pants.
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Kissed From a Rose

April 14, 2008 by

So I was sitting/passed out by my front door Friday night when two toolish-looking guys walked past me, and, I kid you not, one of them was telling a story about how he played Seal songs the night bef...
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W-Carded

April 11, 2008 by

I jinxed myself earlier this week by basking in the fact that there hadn’t been any corrections yet this quarter. Well lo and behold, look below. Damn it. If you’re wondering what having y...
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Italian Sausagefest

April 10, 2008 by

If you thought the battle of the sexes in America's elections was interesting, check out what's going on in Italy. On Tuesday, Party for Liberty's Silvio Berlusconi ripped his opponents, saying they h...
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I’ll Have the Cream of Some Young Guy

April 9, 2008 by

I'm a big fan of the On the Menu section of the Nexus, mostly because it's provided more than a few locations for Weatherdates. Trust me people, you suggest some of the obscure restaurants profiled in...
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People I Don’t Like

April 8, 2008 by

I really can’t stand this new “People You May Know” section on Facebook. Yes, I know these people, but I don’t want to know them anymore. If I did, I’d search for them my...
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Damn It Natty

April 7, 2008 by

OHHhhhh man…FLOATOIPIA., lksdjflskdjf, first weekend dowointwon, firsts weeekend of spiring quatrter. ! Alqlweirlskdjaflsd. I can’t conscentrate right now people, tooo much fun, 2 MUCH BOO...
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Penny for my Thoughts

April 4, 2008 by

I’ve finally found a politician I can get behind. Nope, not Obama; I lost all respect for him when I found out he bowled a 37 (seriously pathetic, even a retarded toddler could break 40). Instea...
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They Tell Me It’s Not a Recession

April 3, 2008 by

According to The New York Times, major retail stores like Best Buy, Circuit City and Home Depot are more open to "haggling" with customers because of low prices on the Internet and a sluggish economy....
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Never Gonna Get This Song Out of My Head

April 2, 2008 by

After overhearing a complete moron tell his friend that the Weather wasn't funny yesterday, I couldn't help but be amazed at how many people forget about April Fools Day each year.
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