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20-Sack and 20 Months in Prison

May 14, 2008 by

I have nothing against stoners, but sometimes they really go too far in their quest to get high.
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“Diversity Tomorrow,” Because Today is Almost Over

May 13, 2008 by

Raise your hand if you were surprised that racecar driver Danica Patrick hospitalized a pit crew member after running into him during practice last week. Man I really hope you didn't put your hand up....
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She’s Fit For A Straight Jacket

May 12, 2008 by

I hate to get personal with one person and cut my other thousands of readers out of the loop, but I have to do this. Today's Weather is for the Evan guy who had a series of signs dedicated to him on E...
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Something Fishy

May 9, 2008 by

I pose this question for all of you science geeks out there. If this is such a world-renowned university, and if we have so many Nobel Prize winners and other scientific hotshots walking around, why c...
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Ayo For San Diego

May 8, 2008 by

I don't quite know what to make of this San Diego State drug ring story. On the one hand, 75 students face drug charges. But on the other hand, 75 students face drug charges!!! Definitely helps their ...
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R.I.P. Judge Lodge

May 7, 2008 by

Despite all the time we spend listening to our instructors during our time at UCSB, I really think that it’s quite a rare thing for them to actually make a dent in our lives. Judge Joseph Lodge,...
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Mooj, Just Please Stop

May 6, 2008 by

Got to admit, that was pretty eye opening stuff from the Wednesday Hump last week.
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If It’s Brown, Flush It

May 5, 2008 by

I'm not a big fan of horse racing, but I can't help but be a little sad over the events that transpired at the Kentucky Derby. Really depressing stuff. I'm talking, of course, about the fact that a ho...
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Tornado Shelters

May 1, 2008 by

I've been thinking about this one for a while, and finally it's a slow enough news day to write about it.
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It’s Ca-Ca-Catching On

April 30, 2008 by

Has anyone else noticed that the sandwich makers at Subway always look really depressed?
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Why Are You Winking?

April 29, 2008 by

Have you ever noticed that whenever you open a bottle of shampoo or cut a piece of fruit and it’s facing in your direction, a little bit of shampoo or fruit juice always sprays in your eyes? Alw...
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Man-laws

April 28, 2008 by

Sit down Gauchos, we need to have a little talk...
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Sniped

April 25, 2008 by

It's good to see the government eschewing the star treatment and sniping Wesley Snipes for tax evasion, a charge that will send him to prison for three years.
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Automated Toilets Suck

April 24, 2008 by

Has anyone ever figured out why the illegal immigrants at car washes are so happy all the time? I mean they're singing, dancing and laughing the entire time, even though they're doing hard manual labo...
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Help! That Man Just Stole My Penis

April 23, 2008 by

According to Reuters - a reputable news outlet I might add - police in Congo arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink penises.
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