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Weather

August 5, 2008 by

A correction? Damnit, you guys. We only have three issues in the summer and, of course, you fuck one up. That means the Nexus totally sucked 33 percent of the time in summer 2008. FAIL.
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Weather

July 15, 2008 by

Imagine for a moment that you are the luckiest person in the world and you are my roommate's summer subleaser.
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Summer Weather

June 25, 2008 by

Happy summer, kiddos. The season brings a lot of awesome things, like sun, fun and lots of buns.
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Farewell, abridged.

June 5, 2008 by

A correction on my final day, what are the f-ing odds? This sucks, but now that my reign is over, I’ve gotta ask: How the hell did I not get fired or cause a protest? I mean, I was pretty damn o...
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Chicken Tikka Misspellers

June 2, 2008 by

Man this Scripps National Spelling Bee is quickly turning into the ultimate beauty pageant for Indian families eh?
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You Reek of Booze

May 30, 2008 by

With only a few weeks left before my asshole landlords boot me out of I.V. for good, I had planned on spending my dwindling days as a student re-enacting all my favorite activities.
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The ‘Human Doesn’t Understand

May 29, 2008 by

I'm down to my final few days as the 'Human - I'll wait a moment while you wipe away that tear - so what better time to ask a very important question? How come Orbit gum comes in packs that are perfec...
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ManBearPig

May 28, 2008 by

The race for 3rd District supervisor is getting heated, with even the Nexus joining in yesterday with an endorsement of Steve Pappas - and beer.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams

May 27, 2008 by

I’m a pretty confident – even borderline cocky – individual. But something’s happened this week that’s knocked me down a peg or two: My “People You May Know” ...
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For A Limited Time Only

May 22, 2008 by

The corrections give me a chance to say I'm touched like a 13-year-old girl at R. Kelly's house by all the nice messages I got about the reader, but I probably need more to get it made. E-mail weather...
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Dear Penthouse Forum…

May 21, 2008 by

I love my anonymity, but being nameless and faceless isn't without its sacrifices, so today I'd like to publicly feel sorry for myself over the hordes of ass that I've been forced to forego due to the...
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Publish Me

May 20, 2008 by

Alright, here’s the dea,l fans: Every few years, the ‘human gets cocky and attempts to make and then sell the Weatherreader, a mind-blowing compilation of subtle racism, sexism, ageism and...
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Weather in Chief

May 19, 2008 by

Bullshit. That's what I call the Editor in Chief elections.
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You’ll Never Take Me Alive

May 16, 2008 by

It’s Nexus turnover time – and not the good kind with apples. Every spring, you see all the beaten-down editors head for graduation – or more likely rehab – and a new batch of ...
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Finding I.V.’s Nemo

May 15, 2008 by

I've always noticed that there are just certain people you see everywhere. You'll see them drunk at a party, you'll see them reading the Weatherbox in class and sometimes you'll be squished next to th...
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