Basketball
A lack of size in the paint resulted in the UCSB women's basketball team being outrebounded 24-40 in its 79-51 loss at Oregon on Sunday. The Ducks also went 8-16 from long distance, shooting 83.3 perc...
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Junior point guard Onome Jemerigbe scored the game-winning layup to propel the UCSB women's basketball team to its first win of the season, 61-60 over Cal State Bakersfield on Thursday night.
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Despite 23 points from senior guard Michael Bryson, the UCSB men's basketball team was unable to contain the dynamic offense of No. 15 Cal in its 85-67 loss on Monday.
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The Gauchos play Cal State Bakersfield tonight looking for their first win of the season.
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Playing without senior Michael Bryson, the Gauchos finish the game on a 9-1 run to come away with a close win in their first game of the season.
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Turnovers and an inability to knock down shots prevented the UCSB women's basketball team from much offensive success in its season opener at Washington State on Friday and Idaho on Sunday.
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After a strong exhibition performance, in which senior guards Michael Bryson and John Green combined for 43 points in a 66-45 win over SFSU, the UCSB men's basketball team will be on the road at Nebra...
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Head Coach Bonnie Henrickson prepares for her first regular season game with the UCSB women's basketball team this Friday at Washington State. The Gauchos will continue their season opening weekend at...
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Despite its 70-67 exhibition loss to Cal State Dominguez Hills on Sunday, the UCSB women's basketball team is headed in a progressive direction with new Head Coach Bonnie Henrickson guiding the team.
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Senior guards John Green and Michael Bryson both hit the 20-point mark as they led UCSB to a season-opening exhibition victory.
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The UCSB men's basketball team gears up for its first exhibition game this Sunday. With former center Alan "Big Al" Williams on to bigger and better things, can the Gauchos prove they are still a domi...
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It was a busy offseason for the UCSB women's basketball program. The Gauchos welcomed new Head Coach Bonnie Henrickson, her coaching staff, and a host of new players. After a 2-27, 2-14 Big West finis...
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Assistant sports editor Sean White announces his Top 5 picks from the 2015 NBA Draft
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The Gauchos will move on from the "Big Al" era with two incoming freshmen for next fall
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UCSB women's basketball looks to rebuild after this year's last place finish
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