Weather

February 5, 2010

Chatty Cathy

By The Weatherhuman

Now, the Weatherhuman hasn't been in a chat room for awhile, but does anyone remember a/s/l?

February 4, 2010

Suck on This

By The Weatherhuman

So I just realized, why, when you're trying to insult someone, do you call them a "cock-sucker"?

February 3, 2010

An Attempt at a Shout Out

By The Weatherhuman

With limited space today, the Weatherhuman would like to make a quick shout-out to a fan. C.A., whose full name I will not share for reasons of anonymity that I myself understand, you’re ridiculously kind in your a...

February 2, 2010

Long Week Bullshit Nonsense

By The Weatherhuman

Oh, Tuesdays. Is it that time already? Are we really only barely past Monday slump and not even to the Wednesday hump?

February 1, 2010

Who Am I?

By The Weatherhuman

You know, no one tells you how dangerous being the Weatherhuman can be.

January 29, 2010

Ah, Jealousy

By The Weatherhuman

So... jealousy sucks. And blows. But not in any of the good ways.

January 28, 2010

Looking Back on Wednesday

By The Weatherhuman

So, we made it over the hump.

January 27, 2010

All The Kids Are Saying It

By The Weatherhuman

You know what overused saying cracks me up? “Over my dead body.” I mean, your corpse, really? You’re willing to die to protect that last slice of pizza back there? I mean, I’m as enthralled over D...

January 26, 2010

Limericks Rain Down on UCSB

By The Weatherhuman

For those of you new to the Weatherbox, here's a little autobiography I cooked up for you guys:

January 25, 2010

Rain, Rain Go Away

By The Weatherhuman

So, we've got some sun now, huh?

January 22, 2010

McCains Don’t Hate

By The Weatherhuman

So Cindy McCain loves gay people.

January 21, 2010

Time to Eat?

By The Weatherhuman

The will of man to eat what he wants is astounding.

January 20, 2010

Weather Foils Weatherhuman

By The Weatherhuman

So apparently, the actual weather is about as testy as the Weatherhuman.

January 15, 2010

Curves Crush “Above Average” Hopes

By The Weatherhuman

To be the best, you have to kill the rest.

January 14, 2010

Rule of Thumb

By The Weatherhuman

New rule of thumb: Don't pick your nose after touching a jalapeno.

January 13, 2010

Pillow Talk

By The Weatherhuman

You know those second week of school days?