Opinion

October 8, 2003

Don’t Suck When Sucking

By Christina Huff

I overheard a guy say that there is no such thing as a bad blow job. I don't know why, but it is an indisputable fact that men love to receive oral sex.

October 8, 2003

Joke

By Staff

So we elected Arnold Scwarzenegger governor! Ha ha! That is funny.

October 8, 2003

TAs Should Demonstrate More Quietly, Further From Students

By Tristan Bannon

We all know that the financial situation at UCSB is currently dire. Tuition has seen unprecedented hikes, clubs and organizations have had their budgets slashed, etc.; this has caused some groups to protest.

October 8, 2003

Verbose Artsweek Columnist Slights the Current Punk Scene

By Wes Nazareth

It's a lot like the phrase "pick on someone your own size" - instead of making an interesting comment on makeoutclub.com and wannabe hipsters shakin' their hips, Drew Mackie, in a verbose and exaggerated "Media Gadfly," ...

October 7, 2003

Playing by the Rules of War

By Joey Tartakovsky

Today marks the 30th anniversary of the Yom Kippur war, when, on the holiest day of the Jewish calendar, as the entire nation of Israel was in prayer and fasting, the combined armies or Syria and Egypt launched a surpris...

October 7, 2003

Fat and Groping in Sacramento

By The Weatherhuman

Today is the day the bodybuilders, porn stars, midgets and politicians will battle for the prize--and that's only at the famous Tuesday Twister Tournament at the weathercave.

October 7, 2003

Recall Tells Politicians Exactly Where to Stick It

By Henry Sarria

It comes as no surprise. And as the deadline of Oct. 7, 2003 approaches, I truly hope that soon-to-be former Governor Gray Davis isn't surprised as well.

October 7, 2003

Tribes Don’t Deserve Arnie’s Unfounded Criticisms

By Ashley Doty

In a pre-election poll released on Wednesday, 61 percent of those polled say they will recall Davis, and 45 percent say they will vote for Schwarzenegger. It appears evident that California will soon be under the leaders...

October 7, 2003

Pornographers: The Champions of American Values

By Loren Williams

I'm appalled at the lack of civility being shown to an upstanding segment of our community: pornographers. These paragons of America's defining value - freedom - are inexplicably reviled despite ceaseless contributions t...

October 6, 2003

Nexus Election Endorsements: The Recall

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

This recall is costing the state of California $70 million that definitely don't need to be spent. Especially not on a sideshow.And there's already talk of a new recall campaign to begin if Schwarzenegger takes office. A...

October 6, 2003

War on Leaks

By Staff

The Bush people are being accused of blowing the cover of a CIA agent to get back at her anti-war husband, and some people are wondering why it took the administration several weeks after finding out about the leak to in...

October 6, 2003

Nexus Election Endorsements: Governator

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

Ah, the least of 152 evils. Picking Cruz Bustamante as the best candidate to replace the present governor is like spotting the least soiled corner of a discolored Motel 6 mattress.

October 6, 2003

Nexus Election Endorsements: Prop. 53

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

Proposition 53 is the closest thing to being boring to the point of death that anyone at this office has ever encountered. An interesting scheme, really, if its intent is as malicious as its possibilities.

October 6, 2003

Nexus Election Endorsements: Prop. 54

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

Although UC Regent Ward Connerly would like for the ethnically diverse state of California to cease differentiating between black, white, brown and every other shade of skin color, a ban on racial classification threaten...

October 3, 2003

Bus-ted

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

Watergate, Monicagate, Fajitagate. And now a scandal to top them all: Bus Gategate. The label "scandal" possibly casts too poor a light on a simple device, but the gate installed to allow only Santa Barbara Metropolitan ...

October 3, 2003

It Wasn’t Funny Anyway

By Staff

A weatherhuman and its readers have nothing without trust, so I'll be up front with you. The words you read in yesterday's weather were not mine-somebody fucked up and my words were lost.