The Fault in Our Star Signs
Does astrology have all the answers? Pei Ja Anderson pulls back the curtain on the Co-Star craze.
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No Clue, No Time — No Problem
Jordan Curiel shares her struggle with deciding on a major and shares why you shouldn't let time limit your decisions.
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What Does Family Mean in 2019?
Joshen Mantai discusses the evolution of our definition of family.
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Fried Rice and Five Guys: The Struggles of an Asian Guy
Sam Suh searches for the cause of his roommate's terrible cooking skills.
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Why You Should Learn Another Language
Carley Weiler share insights gained from her recent trip to learn Spanish in Costa Rica.
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The Puerto Rican Protests: A Lesson in Democracy
In light of recent protests in Puerto Rico, Nina Nazario discusses the importance of this victory to democracy as a whole.
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Netflix’s “Tall Girl” Falls Short
Harper Lambert cuts Netflix's latest original film, "Tall Girl" down to size.
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A Freshman’s I.V. Survival Guide
Melanie Ziment doles out tips and tricks for staying safe and having fun in Isla Vista.
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My Struggle to Treat My OCD
Lily Day opens up about her struggles with her self-diagnosed OCD and her quest to find a self-treatment for her compulsions.
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Hey Amazon, Bring Back our Bookstores
Komal Surani confronts the case of the disappearing bookstores.
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Legalizing Psychedelics is the Key to Safe Tripping
Carley Weiler argues the pros of the federal legalization of psychedelics.
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A Beautiful Contradiction: The Freedom Dividend
Annabel Li discusses how presidential candidate Andrew Yang's view of UBI has influenced how she views the policy.
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Everybody Should Count: Citizenship and the 2020 Census
Surya Swaroop shares her strong feelings about a citizenship question being added to the census.
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Hugh Hefner: American Hero?
Melanie Ziment argues that we should be holding our cultural leaders to higher moral standards.
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Letter from the Editor: Welcome to Paradise
I want to take this time to give you some practical advice that I wish someone would have told me when I first came to UCSB.
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Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Ride through the bike path without crashing
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Drunk for 24 hours
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Bagel crawl
Libra
September 23 - October 22
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Finally talk to their class crush
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Graduate
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
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