Ask AJ: How to be a functioning student
AJ addresses your questions about how to be a functioning student.
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Ask AJ: Trader Joe’s Hauls for Trader Hoes
AJ gives you the scoop on the best snacks, sweets and seasonings Trader Joe's has to offer along with a strong endorsement to get your ass out of bed this week.
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Ask AJ: One Marijuana & Too Many Yerbs
AJ delves into the issue of Tortoise Water Amersion and UCPD's puke patrol.
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Ask AJ: Founding Fathers & FOMO
Ask AJ gives answers on how to deal with friends and parents during the continuing quarantine.
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Ask AJ: We’re Still in Quarantine Edition
Local advice guru AJ is back with more socially distanced tips.
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Ask AJ: Quarantine Edition
A special message about COVID-19 from Opinion's resident advice guru.
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Ask AJ: Love At First Site
AJ is back and better than ever, just in time for the horniest holiday of the year!
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Ask AJ: Pitching Your Roommate and Hitting for Both Teams
Is your roommate listening to porn too loudly? You asked and now AJ has answers.
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Ask AJ: Affairs of the Heart and Other Parts
From grooming to gamophobia, AJ tackles your most pressing questions.
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Ask AJ: Coffee and Cunnilingus
AJ offers advice on how to navigate the intricacies of oral sex to shooting your shot with a coffee shop cutie.
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Ask AJ: The A to Z On I.V.
AJ breaks down the politics of making the first move to the most eco-friendly way to smoke weed.
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Aries
March 21 - April 19
You are a lingering runner's high, watching the sun rise over the cliffs
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
You are the cozy feeling the moment you wake up, nestled under the quilt you got from your grandma
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
You are the burst of inspiration (and motivation) at 3:42 a.m. in the library
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
You are the lopsided Sharpie heart on your Cajé latte
Leo
July 23 - August 22
When you take your shoes off at SBA security and know you're the hot, mysterious airport traveler
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
You are the rush after winning a debate concerning Domino's and Woodstock's
Libra
September 23 - October 22
You are the random wave and smile from a semi-familiar face on the way to Biochemistry
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
You are the first bite of a warm Subway sandwich after a long day
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
You are the relief of getting your feet wet at the beach in the middle of July
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You are the first non-dining hall meal after a final
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
You are the final stitch in your quarter-long knitting project
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
You are the walk across campus to your favorite song on a cold day: "Sweater Weather"
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