Opinion

May 27, 2008

Low-Cal Brews Aid Ale-ing Six-Pack Abs

By David Rabie

With summer looming on the horizon, many of you are probably planning on spending inordinate amounts of time at the beach. To that end, the gym will probably start to get more crowded, much like it does right after New Y...

May 27, 2008

Webb of Taxation Entangles Veterans Education Bill

By Jeff Dulgar

Protecting our nation's veterans is one of the highest priorities for our government. The men and women who selflessly risk their lives to protect our nation deserve our respect and support. An important part of this goa...

May 23, 2008

Expect the Best From Sneaky Sex

By Natalie Cook

Nine residents in a three-bedroom Del Playa apartment force Gauchos to find inventive ways to remain discreet while screwing around in crowded rooms and filled fiestas. Many Isla Vista legends have found ways to bust an ...

May 23, 2008

Highs and Lows Fill Manic’s Typical Day

By Lillie Kasim, Alisa Chester

Whenever I bring up the word "manic" in front of people, I get a highly uncomfortable response. Probably because the first thing people think of when you utter the word is "crazy." Which is understandable, considering ho...

May 23, 2008

Classic Italian Thrills Ignite the Souls

By Craig Calkins

So you did it. You went out on an impulse and bought yourself a classic car. Well, I did at least. A couple grand and several injuries later I'm having a blast, fearing for my life and wondering if I can make it down the...

May 23, 2008

National Language Will Strengthen the American Dream

By Colten Hall

"The mission of the United States is one of benevolent assimilation." -William McKinley

May 22, 2008

Columnist Embarks on One Last Trip Of Mayans, Moons, Stamps and ‘Shrooms

By Jeff Gibson

I took a look around and realized I'm back here again. Finding clues to a riddled life printed on cardboard cereal boxes. Nutritional facts for a starved teenage imagination. Gathering deeper meanings from gigantic gree...

May 22, 2008

For A Limited Time Only

By Staff

The corrections give me a chance to say I'm touched like a 13-year-old girl at R. Kelly's house by all the nice messages I got about the reader, but I probably need more to get it made. E-mail weatherhuman@dailynexus.com...

May 22, 2008

War Crime Charges Beckon for Bushie

By Jordan Pokross

Here's a hypothetical situation: Obama is elected president by a sweeping majority in November after a long and arduous campaign against John McCain. George W. Bush quietly leaves office and Obama is sworn in.

May 22, 2008

Left Said, Right Said: I Now Pronounce You…

By Eric Goldman and Jeff Dulgar

Marriage is one of the oldest institutions known to mankind. Its roots are religious as well as legal, and efforts to redefine the union to encompass gay and lesbian couples have been predictably noxious and impassioned....

May 22, 2008

Partisan Politics Protrude on Intellectual Understanding

By Steven Quistad

We, as the human race, are a very safe species. We have many pre-determined judgments and biases, which we hold tightly. Rarely do we venture out of our intellectual safety net to explore and understand other perspective...

May 22, 2008

Think!

By Staff

May 21, 2008

Dear Penthouse Forum…

By Staff

I love my anonymity, but being nameless and faceless isn't without its sacrifices, so today I'd like to publicly feel sorry for myself over the hordes of ass that I've been forced to forego due to the fact that I can't r...

May 21, 2008

Sexy Peep Shows Please Onlookers

By Dana Olsen

Everybody knows that sex in public is better than sex in private. Your hearts are racing even faster than usual as you try to finish before you get caught... but usually, you don't get caught. I did.

May 21, 2008

District Supervisor Should Care for I.V.

By Eric Mulhaupt

The 3rd District supervisor election is upon us. We have all seen the campaign signs and the flyers tossed aside by uninterested voters. But we should all be interested, and this is why.

May 21, 2008

Classic Dueling Brings Beer to the Wild West

By Ray Collins

Back in the days of the Wild West, there were gunslingers that were notorious for being quick to kill with their pistols. They were often found drinking whiskey and gambling in saloons.