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Livermore Lab Searches for New Director

The Committee to Advise the [University of California] President on the Selection of a Director for Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (LLNL) met in closed session on Wednesday, March 27 to review...
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UCen Dining Services Plans Expansion

To help fill the ever increasing number of faculty, staff and student stomachs on campus, UCen Dining Services is planning a 3,000-square foot expansion of the Arbor and construction of a new caf
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CEOs Speak at Annual ‘Entreprenuership 101’ Conference

The Center for Entrepreneurship and Engineering Management held its annual Entrepreneurship 101 conference in Corwin Pavilion on Saturday, March 9.
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New Review Requests Submissions

The Law and Society Review, recently established by UCSB Law and Society Program Chair Eve Darian-Smith as the nation's first online publication for undergraduate law and society majors, began taking ...
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What’s gone wrong in Montecito

Crabgrass. Leased Lexuses. Mid-priced wine. Turgid brie. Gas-powered leaf-blowers shattering the morning silence. Un-neutered dogs mating in the streets. When you add it all up, it has some Montecitan...
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Sheriff-elect Anderson shave mustache, dyes hair

Is a new hairdo and shave reason enough to lose a job in Santa Barbara County?If you ask Sheriff Jim Thomas, it is.
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Nanosystems Institute cures parking problem with very small cars

The proposed construction site for the new California NanoSystems Institute (CNSI) building will eliminate 1,407 parking spaces at UCSB.
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Now we’re treating you with respect, you worthless morons

We hold our readers in high regard here at the News-Suppress.
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College Republican American Hero Lecture: Saten, Hitler, Simon

The UCSB College Republicans announced a lineup for the fall, 2002 "American Heroes" lecture series that includes several well-known conservatives as well as unknown conservative Bill Simon, Jr., the ...
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Isla Vista building delayed by berrinal, urinal pools

Local environmental groups are mounting a campaign to oppose the construction of new sidewalks in Isla Vista on the grounds that such improvements would be damaging to local wildlife.
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Young Voices: who I did on spring break 02′

Matt, John, Jose, Paul, Jeff ... to name a few that I remember. This Spring Break was packed with stuff to do.
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Isla Vista historic sites suffer from too many visitors

They are the unappreciated places of Isla Vista, but at the same time, the most appreciated.
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Martha Stewart comes out as replicant, reproduces asexually

Television hostess Martha Stewart - America's ideal stay-at-home mommy - became a mother on national television yesterday when she asexually birthed her own offspring.
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Hampton epiphany: ‘I am an idiot’

He was sitting on the toilet, captured in the moment, hands whirling and pumping like a small engine, when it happened: our illustrious and athletic Associated Students President, Brian Hampton, came ...
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Snowy plovers take law into their own hands

A young plover tucks his assault rifle under his wing and marches methodically along the barbed wire fences. From behind enemy lines, he scornfully eyes nature's biggest enemies: surfers, small childr...
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