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How to Speak UCSB in 6 Easy Steps

September 19, 2016 by

When you go to the library, tell your friends you’re, “going to the lib.” If you want to initiate a fist bump, yell, “fist me, bro!”
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Lakers Finalize Training Camp Site at UCSB

September 17, 2016 by

UCSB will welcome Laker Nation to its campus for the team's training camp scheduled to take place from Sept. 27-Oct. 2.
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Mattress Theft On the Rise as The Chainsmokers Glorify Being an Asshole to Your Roommate

September 8, 2016 by

One victim of theft reported "the worst part is she took the sheets, too, and I bet she doesn't even keep them pulled over the corners."
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Surefire Ways to Gain the Freshman 15

August 28, 2016 by

As much as we upperclassmen want to diss you for asking where the Del Playa is, drinking all our alcohol and posting semi-clothed Instas with the caption “Halloween is lit,” we know we will get ou...
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5 Tips for Freshmen Still Suffering from Post-High-School Stress Disorder

August 23, 2016 by

Need some tips on how to make your first year not suck? Don’t worry, we gaucho back.
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Quiz: Which STD Are You?

August 19, 2016 by

The original game of "Gotta catch 'em all!"
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5 Student Resource Services You’ve Been Neglecting, You Complete Fool

August 12, 2016 by

The Student Resource Building (SRB) is a magical wonderland filled with dreams and opportunities. We all know about CLAS, EOP and the Disabled Students Program, but did you know about these?
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Stuck in Pallet Town? Join Team Rocket!

August 8, 2016 by

I wanna be the very best / like no one ever was. / But I’m stuck here in Pallet Town, / a dreamer with no cause.
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Former Gaucho Swim Captain Makes Olympic Debut as Kayaker

August 5, 2016 by

Former Gaucho swimmer Maggie Hogan has made the U.S. Olympic team for the first team in her career, however, not as a swimmer, but as a Kayaker instead.
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Sophomore Slump Now Entering 7th Quarter

August 5, 2016 by

As fall 2016 approaches, incoming seniors are left looking at their life and the choices that have led them here.
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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Preview

August 2, 2016 by and

Nexustentialism gives an exclusive preview of some of the key players in the upcoming season of "Bachelor in Paradise."
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5 Takeaways From the Democratic National Convention

August 1, 2016 by

The nation’s focus was on Philadelphia last week as the Democratic Party held their convention to nominate Hillary Clinton as their official 2016 presidential candidate. Here's 5 things you need to ...
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Knicks’ Offseason Moves May Remedy Recent Decline

July 29, 2016 by

Falling short of clinching a playoff spot for the third consecutive season, the New York Knicks' offseason pursuit concluded with the addition of multiple players that seemed poised to end the team's ...
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Bernie Supporters Shocked Most Popular Candidate Won Nomination

July 29, 2016 by

Several of those formerly feeling the Bern halfheartedly gave in, apathetically tweeting, "I guess I'm #WithHer now."
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New Season, New Hope

July 26, 2016 by

Staff Writer Liam Bailey discusses the offseason moves made by the Utah Jazz and Houston Rockets that could lead to a very successful season for both teams.
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