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Brother, can you spare a trash?

June 22, 2018 by Grr M. Pache

Hells lo, my names is Grrr M. Pache. I is racoon who lives in tree behind big human tree with top.
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Not Too Late for Something Weird to Still Happen

June 8, 2018 by Clayton Alexander

Here we are in Week 10, and it just occurred to me that no big meteorological or geographical catastrophe has taken place.
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Senior Woman Has One Week Left to Find Provider

June 7, 2018 by Emma Demorest

Sidney Davis, a fourth-year economics major, became stressed this week at the realization that she is about to graduate without being in a stable heterosexual relationship that could end in marriage.
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Comic: Graduation

June 7, 2018 by Peyton Stotelmyre

Farewell from the Outgoing Nexustentialism Editor

June 7, 2018 by Erin Lubitz

The Nexustentialism editor from the 2017-2018 school year says goodbye to her beloved section.
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UCen Post Office Staff Think They’re Better Than You

June 6, 2018 by Anat Katzir

A new hierarchy has presented itself at UCSB. Not related to Associated Students or the Office of Student Affairs, rather the University Center Post Office.
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10 Reasons Why San Nic Is so Sick I’d Suck its Dick

June 5, 2018 by Nicola Nicoli

These were the 10 most meaningful experiences, gifts and opportunities that San Nic blessed students with during the 2017-2018 school year!
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127 minutes: This student’s arm was stuck under her Hookup’s sleeping body

June 4, 2018 by Emma Demorest

Second-year Eden Whisman this week is being hailed a hero after surviving 127 grueling minutes pinned under the sleeping body of her weekend hookup.
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Anything Could Be a Sex Toy if You Try Hard Enough: UCSB Edition

June 1, 2018 by Phyllis Phallus

It’s a well-known fact that UCSB is home to some of the kinkiest motherfuckers out there, so it’s about goddamn time we up the stakes with some good old sex toys inspired by this college!
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Why Am I the Only Person Who Cannot Find a Cocaine???

May 31, 2018 by Hannah Jackson

Well everyone, it’s happened again. I could not find a single cocaine to purchase this Saturday night.
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Comic: Dress Code Guide

May 30, 2018 by Peyton Stotelmyre

The #Plategate Scandal

May 30, 2018 by Kian Karamdashti

It all started approximately three months ago when, after a joyous Sunday morning breakfast, an unidentified member of your house put a dirty plate in the, gasp, clean dish rack.
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Coffee Spill in Harold Frank Hall Befouls Five Backpacks

May 25, 2018 by Clayton Alexander

In a press briefing early this morning, CSO Chief, Copson Robberts, confirmed the rumors that a total of five backpacks were destroyed in an unfortunate coffee accident in Harold Frank Hall’s main l...
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