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May 30, 2008

You Reek of Booze

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With only a few weeks left before my asshole landlords boot me out of I.V. for good, I had planned on spending my dwindling days as a student re-enacting all my favorite activities.

May 30, 2008

Comics

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May 30, 2008

ARMCHAIIIIIIR

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One day after Rasheed Wallace berated NBA officials for foul calls, Commissioner Stern announced that flops will be fines in 2009. Former Sacramento Queen Vlade Divac can’t be happy with this one, I “guaran-s...

May 30, 2008

UC, Union Continue Talks, Avert Strike

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As 20,000 union workers prepared to strike and the University of California filed for a restraining order legally barring the employees from walking off the job, both sides yesterday agreed to back down and return to the...

May 30, 2008

Police Blotter

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Blazing Saddles Mon., May 26, 12:03 a.m. – Deputies in a marked police car came across a truck parked in a fire lane on Seville Road. The truck was not empty, however, and before the officers could reach it, the ve...

May 30, 2008

Drink

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May 29, 2008

The ‘Human Doesn’t Understand

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I'm down to my final few days as the 'Human - I'll wait a moment while you wipe away that tear - so what better time to ask a very important question? How come Orbit gum comes in packs that are perfectly contoured for ba...

May 29, 2008

The Trailer

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The QB can't help but think that all the bureaucratic problems surrounding the construction of bathrooms at CU would be solved right away if Chancellor Yang would be forced to give the trailer a try.

May 29, 2008

Nexus, Pappas Missing from Important Community Events

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Editor, Daily Nexus, Congratulations on your endorsement of Steve Pappas. It makes sense. Where was Pappas last Wednesday night when Doreen Farr sat through a three-hour Redevelopment Agency/I.V. Project Area Committee ...

May 29, 2008

Pappas’ Goals Differ Widely From Many Student Beliefs

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Editor, Daily Nexus, I am very intrigued as to why the Daily Nexus felt it was appropriate to endorse Steve Pappas for 3rd District Supervisor. The purpose of a newspaper, particularly a college newspaper, is to report...

May 29, 2008

Follow My Finger

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May 29, 2008

The Lineup

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If you haven't already made it to Hatlen Theater to attend the Dept. of Theatre and Dance's sixth-annual UCSB New Plays Festival, you still have a chance. The festival runs through May 31, and features original plays pen...

May 29, 2008

Farr’s Qualifications Eclipse Competitors’

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Editor, Daily Nexus, The Daily Nexus endorsement of Steve Pappas ("For 3rd District Supervisor, the Daily Nexus strongly endorses Steve Pappas," Daily Nexus, May 27) misconstrues many issues important to the UCSB and Is...

May 29, 2008

Pointer’s Experience Makes Her Voters’ Ideal Candidate

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Editor, Daily Nexus, It is a privilege to know and to have the opportunity to work with 3rd District county supervisor candidate Victoria Pointer. Several local county papers have observed that Pointer's history of volu...

May 28, 2008