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June 5, 2008

Farewell, abridged.

By Staff

A correction on my final day, what are the f-ing odds? This sucks, but now that my reign is over, I’ve gotta ask: How the hell did I not get fired or cause a protest? I mean, I was pretty damn offensive, including ...

June 5, 2008

Revelations

By Staff

Alright, alright, we’re leaving, so we might as well let our huge secret out of the bag. We, Hoff and Pavlov are the armchair QBs. Shocking, we know.

June 5, 2008

Not-So-Beachy Summer Reads

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Summer shouldn’t be an excuse to sit around by the waves working on your deep bronze tan, frying your brain reading Cosmo and listening to your iPod for three sweet straight months (though there’s more than e...

June 5, 2008

The Lineup

By Staff

NEW TRACKS Last week, L.A. underground hip-hop artist Busdriver released another eclectic single, “Ellen Disingenuous” on iTunes. Also floating around the Web for your (legal) downloading pleasure: new tracks...

June 5, 2008

Strike!

By Staff

June 2, 2008

Chicken Tikka Misspellers

By Staff

Man this Scripps National Spelling Bee is quickly turning into the ultimate beauty pageant for Indian families eh?

June 2, 2008

Visit With the Big Boss

By Staff

The Daily Nexus sits down with outgoing Athletic Director Gary Cunningham to reflect on the past and look to the future.

June 2, 2008

I’d Like Five Pepperoni, Two Cheese…

By Staff

Don't worry Media Relations.

June 2, 2008

Caffeine’s Side Effects Also Pose Significant Dangers

By Staff

Editor, Daily Nexus, If Students for Safer Studying would kindly remove their heads from their asses (“Swap Illicit Adderall for Healthier Perks of Caffeine,” Daily Nexus, May 30), they would realize that Add...

June 2, 2008

Police Activate UCSB Alert Due to Suspicious Person

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On Friday, the UC Police Dept. received reports of a large Asian male exhibiting bizarre behavior, resulting in the dispatch of a campus wide alert.

June 2, 2008

Bottled H2O Causes Many Wasteful Water Worries

By Staff

Thirty billion bottles of water on the wall, take one down and pass it around and more than 2.5 million tons of CO2 in the air.

June 2, 2008

Insufficient Number of Bike Racks Upsets Collegiates

By Staff

The vehicle parking policy at UCSB is intended to encourage students to bike to classes instead of drive. This is a fantastic idea, considering that the majority of students live on campus or in Isla Vista.

June 2, 2008

A.S. Has No Right to Limit American Halloween Rights

By Staff

I was shocked and offended by professor Walter Yuen's perspective on and his proposed restriction of Halloween in Isla Vista ("A.S. Defers Plans for Halloween Treats," Daily Nexus, May 29).

June 2, 2008

Think

By Staff

June 2, 2008

Fire Dept. Responds to New Greka Spill

By Staff

Malfunctioning equipment at a Greka facility in Santa Maria caused approximately 1,500 barrels of produced water and five barrels of crude oil to spill into surrounding fields Thursday.

June 2, 2008