Staff

January 9, 2003

Objects May Be Closer Than They Appear

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January 9, 2003

Why You Should Get Up Off Your Booty And Save The Living Room

By Staff

The Living Room, located at 430 South Fairview Ave. in Goleta, is facing homelessness at the end of the month due to demolition and is looking to the community for help.

January 9, 2003

Die War, Die!

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January 8, 2003

Ethics for Sale

By Staff

I bought the reader for my ethics course today for $90. It's nonrefundable. I can't sell it back. And when I balance my checkbook, I'll probably find I can't eat either.

January 6, 2003

Postcards from the Edge

By Staff

The Central Valley is a strange place. It is that neverland of California that never appears in Hollywood movies, unless of course it can be disguised as the Sahara Desert or an obscure feature on the landscape of Hell.

January 6, 2003

No Money Down, No Interest For One Week

By Staff

This week, 20,000 students return to empty cupboards and new classes. This means an all-around run on any local stores that stock textbooks or Top Ramen.

January 6, 2003

Honoring a Librarian of Yesteryear

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January 6, 2003

Post-Holiday Rush

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Cars heavy with clean laundry and holiday booty line the street in front of San Nicolas Hall on Sunday as students move back in after Winter Break. Sunday was the first day campus residents were permitted to return to th...

December 5, 2002

Teach Your Children Well

By Staff

Taking finals at a research university means being tested on a lot of crap that your professor never got around to teaching. God, I love college.

December 5, 2002

And the winners are…

By Staff

Artsweek Hands Out Awards to Those Who Got Made and Those Who Got Played in 2002

December 5, 2002

Santa Claus Shame

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Beach Grill started the charge to change Santa Claus Lane's image to a "seaside village motif." That change removed the lane's namesake decaying statue of jolly old St. Nick from atop the Toy Land toy store, but the Gril...

December 5, 2002

Police Reports: December 6, 2002

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Because no one answered the door and because they had always wanted to do it, deputies kicked open the front door of the house and burst in with a blaze of glory.

November 26, 2002

Giblets and Gravy

By Staff

A well-deserved turkey to all the professors who canceled class on Wednesday. Students deserve a break and a chance to beat the holiday traffic.

November 26, 2002

Gobble Gobble, Baby

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The Weatherhuman was going to indulge his/her creativity in a pre-Thanksgiving haiku but forgot how many syllables go where. Funny how Googling "haiku" gets erotic haiku in just a few clicks.

November 26, 2002

And Not a Soul in Sight

By Staff

It's like the campus that feared sundown. If you're reading this, you're a more dedicated student than the Weatherhuman, who has fled class for his Weatherhome for Weatherturkey with all the Weatherfixings.

November 26, 2002

November 27, 2002

By Staff

Thursday, Nov. 21, at 2:15 a.m.: While patrolling the 6500 block of Del Playa Drive, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers noted a 26-year-old man carrying what appeared to be bags of frozen chicken.