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November 25, 2002

And Another Bird, And Another Bird

By Staff

The phrase 'To kill two birds with one stone' haunted me all weekend. Has anyone ever seen anybody kill one bird with one stone?

November 22, 2002

How to Write a Term Paper

By Staff

It's the weekend before Thanksgiving, a time for peace, unity and big-ass term papers. At one time or another, everyone has written a three-page term paper that needed to be a five-page term paper or vice-versa.

November 21, 2002

Countdown

By Staff

There are two long-held Thanksgiving traditions in college. The first of these is the well-known Turkey Drop, in which all of our beloved freshmen run home to their high school sweethearts and promptly dump their asses.

November 21, 2002

Santa Barbara Prepares for Battle

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After clinching the Big West for the first time in school history and posting a #7 national ranking, there is yet another goal to cross off on the UCSB women's volleyball's 2002 laundry list - an undefeated spin cycle th...

November 21, 2002

Nine Gauchos Named on 2002 All-Big West Team

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Just three days prior to its anticipated first round match versus the University of San Diego, the UCSB men's soccer team posted nine players to the All-Big West team yesterday.

November 21, 2002

November 21 – November 27, 2002

By Staff

Hooray for cockfights! A&L screens the Balinese melodrama "Legong: Dance of the Virgins" (1935) in Campbell Hall with live accompaniment and performance by Bali & Beyond. Tickets are $8. Starts at 7:30 p.m.

November 20, 2002

The Hot Zone

By Staff

There has been a green wall surrounding the San Rafael dorm for the entire quarter. No one seems to know why. I do have a few theories, though.

November 19, 2002

The Pepsi Challenge

By Staff

Nothing revives my sense of wonder like a trip to Albertson's. For instance, the sausage that says "Made with Beef," is rather intriguing. Although I wouldn't stop and think about it for too long if I were you.

November 19, 2002

UC Briefs: November 19, 2002

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A new study by two UCSB professors says that, when it comes to the age, gender and ethnicity of those responsible for dreaming up the stories we see in movies and television, it's still the same old story.

November 19, 2002

I’m Ready for My Close-Up

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November 18, 2002

Mission Statement

By Staff

Capps and company are pushing for the California Missions Preservation Act of 2002, which would allocate $10 million in federal funding for the renovation and restoration of California's missions.

November 18, 2002

Take Out the Papers and the Trash

By Staff

The weathercave is in the midst of a trashcan cold war. It began with everyone waiting to see who would take it out first.

November 18, 2002

Gauchos Sign Two Recruits

By Staff

The Gauchos signed Cameron Goettsche and Chris Devine to national letters of intent late last week, according to UCSB Head Coach Bob Williams.

November 18, 2002

By Staff

Thursday, Oct. 31, 8:00 a.m.: Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers were dispatched to Francisco Torres in response to a reported subject possibly under the influence of narcotics who was causing a disturbance.

November 18, 2002

Feature Photo

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Junior College of Creative Studies art major Robert Wechsler throws chunks of clay from the Storke Tower on Friday afternoon as part of a performance art piece. A team of cohorts watched for pedestrians from under the to...

November 15, 2002

TOP SCORE!

By Staff

Nothing chaps my ass like the phrase "mandatory attendance." Especially when your section is at 8 a.m. on a Friday and the TA is discussing library skills.