Nothing revives my sense of wonder like a trip to Albertson’s. For instance, the sausage that says “Made with Beef,” is rather intriguing. Although I wouldn’t stop and think about it for too long if I were you.

Or the five for $10 pizza deals. The weatherroommate and I looked at the sign and after some time, it asked, “Is that a sale or a wager?” Can you eat five Tony’s pizzas? Can you drink 36 cans of Pepsi One for $5?

After the first couple meals, you’d probably say yes. By the time you were finishing up, your lower intestine might look something like a deleted scene from “The Perfect Storm.” At least it’s cheap.

Tuesday’s forecast: Take the Pepsi Challenge.