The phrase ‘To kill two birds with one stone’ haunted me all weekend. Has anyone ever seen anybody kill one bird with one stone? As a weekend project I sat on my roof and threw stones at birds passing by. Needless to say, there were no hits.
Today’s forecast: Sunny, with too many birds overhead.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
