Gobble Gobble, Baby

The Weatherhuman was going to indulge his/her creativity in a pre-Thanksgiving haiku but forgot how many syllables go where. Funny how Googling “haiku” gets erotic haiku in just a few clicks.

Without further ado, the erotic Thanksgiving haiku:

Tasting turkey meat

Still hungry, my tongue further

Pursues hot turkey

Today’s forecast: sexy turkey.