Ray Collins

October 17, 2007

Rules for Hot New Game Let You Say “So Long” to Pong

By Ray Collins

Today I would like to tell you about the best new drinking game on the rise. It combines competitive physical ability with heavy drinking and fun. The game: Snappa.

October 10, 2007

Debating Dates for Halloween Party

By Ray Collins

For almost a year now I've been wondering: When are we going to celebrate Halloween 2007? Last year it was on a Tuesday, so the logical thing to do was party the previous Thursday through Halloween Tuesday. But I started...

September 27, 2007

Helpful Hints for Foundling Froshes

By Ray Collins

In the past week, I've been seeing a lot of freshmen and contemplating why they stand out so much.

August 29, 2007

Get the Party Started the Right Way

By Ray Collins

Welcome to UCSB - I hope you are ready to fuckin' party! You probably have a lot of worries right now - moving away from home, buying books, finding your classes, etc.

June 27, 2007

Work Off Beer Belly With Diet, Exercise

By Ray Collins

Summer - the sun is shining and everyone just seems happier.

May 30, 2007

Plans Try to Unplug Party Scene of I.V.

By Ray Collins

After spending Memorial Day weekend jumping off of houseboats in Lake Mead, doing naked keg stands and partying in Las Vegas, I thought I would have something funny to write about.

May 23, 2007

Take a Pause to Avoid Faux Pas

By Ray Collins

Great parties tend to adhere to a complex formula incorporating the proper balance, location and amount of certain crucial party aspects.

May 18, 2007

Floatopia Is the Utopia Scientists Have Searched For

By Ray Collins

Today marks a glorious day in I.V. tradition.

May 9, 2007

Theme Parties Spice Up I.V. Party Scene

By Ray Collins

Besides interesting bums, drunken sluts and weekday drinking, there is something else truly special about Isla Vista - themed parties!

May 3, 2007

Get Crunk at Coachella Music Fest

By Ray Collins

I just returned from the most amazing weekend ever.

April 25, 2007

Digest Investigates Drunken Bedwetting

By Ray Collins

There have been plenty of parties with costumes based on a letter, but this is not the type of party I'm talking about.

April 20, 2007

Drink Up, Toke Up for Holiday

By Ray Collins

Today is a great holiday that many Isla Vistans have been waiting for: 4/20.

April 11, 2007

MTV Receives Treat From Nexus Writer

By Ray Collins

"Hi, I'm Raymond. I'm 21 and I won't hear 'next' because everybody loves Raymond... right?" As lame as this line sounds, I was forced to say it on national television.

April 4, 2007