Mountain Drinks Test Sober Skills

February 28, 2007 by

My past four days have consisted of drinking, snowboarding and snowmobiling in Colorado.
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Spring Break Is for Harmon Killebrews

February 21, 2007 by

Spring Break is coming up and it is time to start planning.
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Select the Best Wines for Valentine’s

February 14, 2007 by

To some people, Valentine's Day is about love, romance and passion. To others it is a day where you have to do shit you don't want to do for your significant other.
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Get Stealthy With Your Liquor Habits

February 7, 2007 by

Alcohol is unfortunately illegal to carry around and drink on the streets of Isla Vista. It is also not allowed at most theaters or workplaces. There is not too much we can do to change these laws and...
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Vodka Injection Is Not Solid Idea

January 24, 2007 by

A few weeks ago I had an interesting idea. I thought, "What would it be like to inject vodka? Would I get drunk really fast? Could I pass a Breathalyzer test? Would I fall over and die?" I found out t...
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Drinker’s Digest: Drinker’s Unite, Put Off Thy Natty Light

January 17, 2007 by

After the first week of the quarter has finally come to an end, some of you may already be sick of drinking the typical cheap alcoholic beverages that can be found all over Isla Vista.
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Mexican Partying Is Worth the Trip, Hombre

January 10, 2007 by

If for some reason you want to leave beautiful Santa Barbara for a weekend, Rosarito, Mexico is a great place to go party. Rosarito is like heaven to a college student because of its seemingly lawless...
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Drinker’s Digest

November 29, 2006 by

After a couple more weeks of playing beer pong, I've discovered and created a few more alterations. If you've read my previous article, feel free to incorporate any of those previous rules in combinat...
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Drinker’s Digest: Play Beer Pong Like Laimbeer

November 15, 2006 by

Beer pong is a great American game that is played throughout dormitories, homes and bars all over the world. I believe that it is one of the greatest drinking games ever and, despite its simplicity, i...
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Drinker’s Digest: Appreciate I.V.’s Secret Halloween Pleasures

October 25, 2006 by

Halloween weekend is coming up, and we all know what to expect. Over 30,000 people from all over the country come to our Isla Vista community looking to get wasted, bone down and have an all around gr...
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Drinker’s Digest: Blacking Out Provides a Way to Test One’s Detective Skills

October 18, 2006 by

"Let's get naked and start the revolution!" I yelled, while waving a double-sided pink dildo around in the air. I pushed the up and down buttons on the FT elevators to ensure that any elevator passing...
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Drinker

October 11, 2006 by

Just like your first beer bong, losing your virginity or even getting a blumpkin, turning 21 only happens once in a lifetime.
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