Carrillo, My Beloved: A Review of Dining Hall Food
Carrillo, with all my heart, I love you, and you will forever be my favorite dining hall.
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If I Was an Octopus, My Tentacles and I Would’ve Owned the Dining Hall by Now
Well shit! My tummy just rumbled — a foreboding sign that the quest to the dining hall is soon to come. We’ve all dealt with the annoying inconveniences of the dining hall, from not being able to ...
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Moving on From UCSB
Aries
March 21 - April 19
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Taurus
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Command + N (new window for your Wikipedia deep-dive)
Gemini
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Cancer
June 21 - July 22
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Command + B (bold and beautiful)
Virgo
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Shift + Command + 4 (screenshot ... collect those receipts)
Libra
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Command + X (cut it out)
Scorpio
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Command + Z (undo AKA un-fuck)
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Command + Delete (delete everything to the left of the cursor because you fucked up)
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Command + Shift + N (open a new private window ... for no reason at all)
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Command + K (hyperlink some sexy sources)
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February 19 - March 20
Command + P (print because you gotta print a lot if you cry a lot)
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