Dave Franzese

January 12, 2005

Hitting Just the Right Spot

By Dave Franzese

Wilt Chamberlain once admitted to allegedly having participated in all sorts of righteous and nasty coitus with over 20,000 totally hot chicks. What must that do to a man's ego?

January 5, 2005

A Sexual Smorgasbord

By Dave Franzese

I'll miss you, Winter Break -- and when I say "I", I mean "my guts." For the three weeks that I was home, my father and I were locked in a ferocious battle of competitive sport-eating. We'd start everyday at breakfast, e...

November 24, 2004

TTYL 4 Sum Ass =)

By Dave Franzese

What is our generation's take on the love letter? We have the text message: without a doubt, the most desperate manner of soliciting ass that has ever existed.

November 17, 2004

Anatomy of an Orgasm

By Dave Franzese

Between the swelling and the blushing, the secreting and the pumping, there are a number of chemical changes that take place within our bodies whenever we get all hot and bothered.

November 10, 2004

Taming the Trigger-Happy

By Dave Franzese

Well, if last week's election tells us that things aren't going to change in America, I guess we can't expect 40 to 70 percent of young men to suddenly stop ejaculating prematurely, now can we?

November 3, 2004

A Touchdown on Tape

By Dave Franzese

Well, Halloween and those bastard midterms came and went like a premature ejaculator at a strip club, and that means from here on out it's officially football season.

October 27, 2004

A Golden Halloween

By Dave Franzese

Here it is, kids - the spookiest time of year. The one weekend when you can wake up betwixt a Friendship Manor resident wearing their Depends and a confused, young man, and the worst thing that can happen is you being la...

October 19, 2004

Pump Up Those Orgasms

By Dave Franzese

Well, the girls weren't the only things getting wet this weekend as the first rains fell upon this little utopia of ours. With the precipitation comes what many consider to be the most romantic weather of the year.

October 13, 2004

Love Over Sex

By Dave Franzese

No matter how kinky things got in the past or will inevitably get in the future, the act of making love stands as the big, firm, glorious rock amidst the choppy shoreline of hooking up and one night stands.

October 6, 2004

Press Their Buttons for a High Score

By Dave Franzese

Dear god, what a move. And believe me, kids, there was nobody in the arcade, and I mean nobody, who could sonic boom like I could. I'd charge through 30 kids at the arcade with my super move like they were Anna Nicole at...

September 29, 2004

The Man Behind The Fly

By Dave Franzese

Anyhoo, I'm here today to tell you guys what a great year this is going to be for the Wednesday Hump. Not just because we're all going to learn a lot about sex and sexuality, but because Dave has some really big surprise...