Rude! Margaret Paige Claire Allen, first year pre-med major, has been reported by multiple students to Associated Students (A.S.) Judicial Affairs for being a class-know-it-all. While UCSB prides itse...
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Isla Vista residents have recently fallen victim to a series of crimes aptly named by this writer, “Monster Mash Window Crashes.” The local Free & For Sale page and the UCSB “meme page” ha...
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Based on real UCSB bathroom graffiti, here are the 5 UCSB girls you will meet based on these quotes somebody probably wrote while they were pooping!
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Having a 200-day or more streak absolutely guarantees a zero chance of divorce.
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These issues REALLY matter.
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Shocking news arrived from a small suburb outside Los Angeles.
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Over 5,000 students were found to have been marked as in-state admissions over 3 years.
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Here is the ultimate, most amazing, super fun, totally Gaucho, UCSB bucket list for graduating seniors.
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Sugar daddies are the next big lazy millennial endeavor, and here are the top five ways to get yours.
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Traditionally, only Saturdays have been for the boys, but now, more and more days are being consumed by this ritual.
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What happens when you are the one left behind forced to suffer through the best weather and most stress-free environment all by yourself?
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“I am like, completely heartbroken. He doesn’t even snap me back or respond to my Facebook event invites!” said second-year psych major Susan Cupid.
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This festive little buddy comes out to decorate the house with candy canes and lights and does more than just overlook from his perch.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
