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“Taconomics” Proves Non-nom

October 23, 2009 by

Did you all read that "investigative journalism" piece aptly titled, "Taconomics" in our fellow paper the other day?
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To Sleep or Pass Midterms? That Is the Question…

October 22, 2009 by

Midterms have a way of sneaking up on me that makes me want to throw myself off the DP cliffs and land on a bicycle spoke.
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A Bad Moon Rising

October 21, 2009 by

If I didn’t catch the swine flu at the thrift store today, I must be superhuman. Against my better judgment, I tried on hats from a bin, old people shirts — old people smell included ̵...
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Baby’s First Alcohol Offense

October 19, 2009 by

Be warned: It's two weeks 'til Halloween and the Foot Patrol have already got their business faces on.
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Snuggie Suit Up

October 16, 2009 by

They're making Snuggies for dogs now, but let's be honest the kind of people who want Snuggies are cat people. And I don't know who these people are that are going to use a snuggie to read in.
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Beer-Fest

October 15, 2009 by

When mid-week exhaustion really starts to set it, I always wake up wanting a beer with breakfast. I feel like two more would really make my classes tolerable. One more and I could get in some library ...
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When It Rains It Pours

October 14, 2009 by

Yes, it’s raining. Yes, there is still class and yes, that blows. I struggle to think of anything I’d less rather do than sit in a wet seat, soaked to the toes, both shivering and panting ...
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Oh, Danny…

October 12, 2009 by

Danny, if you're out there, please exercise more discretion when you decide who you go home with at night, lest you pick another screamer.
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The End Is Near

October 9, 2009 by

Look around you; there are basically four kinds of people in the sick spectrum right now. There's the girl who's so afraid of catching something that she's popping vitamins like candy and who's so lat...
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Thursday Night Preview

October 8, 2009 by

What the fuck is Glee? I know of some garbage shows out there, I guess I just can’t get used to hearing 21 and 22 year-olds raving about said shows and quoting them like they’re classics. ...
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The Freshmen Disillusionment

October 7, 2009 by

Hey. You. Take a quick break from thinking up your Halloween costume and think about this: It's the middle of Week 2. I just wanted to remind you kids because, well, it's time you settle in and, quite...
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Where Did I Leave My Bike Last Night?

October 5, 2009 by

Where did I leave my bike last night? Did I leave it at a bar? Did I leave it near or far?
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Candy Land

October 2, 2009 by

Sometimes my school days feel like a game of Candy Land. I draw a card and ride my bike, never knowing when (or if) I'll make it to the Candy Castle (class).
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Pasta House

October 1, 2009 by

Have you been to Pasta House yet? Word on the street is you can eat right where the drunk tanks used to be. I was a little nervous ordering food at a place that has probably seen more vomit per square...
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Subway Sandwiches

September 30, 2009 by

Have you heard? "Subway is for winners" now. I'm not sure how comfortable I feel with that being said. I really can't overstate the love-hate relationship I have with Subway.
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