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Weather

October 5, 2007 by

Is it just me or are the bike paths, Rec Cen and UCen more crowded than ever before? I don't know who's to blame for this, but someone's taking the fall.
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Weather

October 2, 2007 by

The Spice Girls' comeback concert in London sold out in just 38 seconds, which is weird because I was under the impression that 1997 ended 10 years ago.
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Weatherhuman

September 28, 2007 by

Dear Class of 2011, First of all, in about a month you're going to discover beer pong, Del Playa Drive and a beach with no rules regarding alcohol, and you'll quickly become the class of 2012 (or pos...
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Weather

September 27, 2007 by

I sincerely hope that you all had better summers than mine. See I had big plans this summer. I was going to travel the world, eat exotic foods, meet exotic people (translation: have sex with exotic pe...
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Don’t Tase Me Bro

September 20, 2007 by

Florida student Andrew Meyer was tasered Monday night after refusing to give up the mic at a John Kerry speech, which is shocking to me 'cause I had no idea Kerry was still alive.
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The Weatherhuman has added you as a friend

August 29, 2007 by

Dear Class of 2011, First of all, in about a month you're going to discover beer pong, Del Playa Drive and a beach with no rules regarding alcohol, and you'll quickly become the class of 2012 (or poss...
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99 Problems And The ‘Human’s One

June 27, 2007 by

I was willing to forgive Jay-Z when he started doing duets with his girlfriend.
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Stay Classy Santa Barbara

June 7, 2007 by

Congrats (I guess) to the Class of 2007.
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Spellcheckmate

June 1, 2007 by

The favorite to win the Scripps Nashonel National Spelling Bee was knocked out early in the competition after misspelling "clevis."
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Hungry Hungry Hypocrites

May 31, 2007 by

A.S. inaugurated its "newspaper" by running a front-page story about over a dozen students and community members who went on a hunger strike.
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2.5 Pints To Freedom

May 30, 2007 by

Apparently the British are going to put labels on all of their drinks that tell people how many units of alcohol are in each one, so they can figure out if they're exceeding safe drinking levels.
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Snowy Plovers: Part XIV

May 29, 2007 by

I spent the whole weekend trying to think of a way to make a joke about Memorial Day, only to get shot down by the corrections box.
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Slightly Cloudy With A 50 Percent Chance of Nudity

May 25, 2007 by

After yesterday's sweet column, I figured my bosses would have no problem with me taking the day off.
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The Nexus Popped My Cherry

May 24, 2007 by

I always figured that the changing of the 'humans would be kind of like the changing of shifts at the Freebirds register.
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The End, My Friends

May 23, 2007 by

Some people see the glass as being half-full; some see it as half-empty. The 'human sees the glass as being too big for the content.
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