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April 29, 2003

Democracy in the Balance, Day 2

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Attention students: The true winner of the campus elections is being kept from you. Despite the repeated inquiries by my aides, A.S. refuses to say how many votes I received. They say I didn't pay a fee, they say I'm "no...

April 28, 2003

Another election come and gone.

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S.A.C. swept the executive offices and the Gauchoholics tanked harder than a sorority pledge during Rush Week. The question on everyone's mind, though, is why didn't the Weatherhuman win? Something smells funny to me. I ...

April 25, 2003

Starting to Reign

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That's right. And let's be honest. If you haven't voted by now, then you're not taking the election seriously anyway. So sit your ass down in front of a computer, log on and vote Weatherhuman.

April 24, 2003

Earplugs

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I walked into one of our I.V. supermarkets yesterday. Wait, no. Supermarket doesn't seem like the right term...

April 23, 2003

Throwing a Retro Fit

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I rode by San Raf today and to my horror, they'd begun to paint it horrible colors. I thought they were retroftting it for earthquake safety.

April 22, 2003

I Should Be Studying . . .

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It's midterm time again. Everyone is trying their best to study - an attempt that will eventually lead to the downward spiral of beer and video games that mark the last half of every quarter here at UCSB.

April 21, 2003

Secret Ballot

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You can vote! You can vote online. You can vote at the polls.That's right, there are two ways to vote this year!

April 18, 2003

Ring, Ring

By system

You know what stops you when you crash on your bike?The asphalt.

April 17, 2003

The Elusive Weatherbutton

By system

What is a campaign anyway? Let's start with the word and break it down. "Camp" - to live somewhere temporarilyin rugged conditions. Okay, that's college. I can dig it.

April 16, 2003

“Some People Know What Time it is. Some People Don’t.”

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Have you been yelled at by an A.S. candidate today? I have and it sucks.

April 14, 2003

The Golden Rule of Frizz Fighting

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What is it that life revolves around? Hair. Yes, it seems that all the important puzzles in life can be reduced to hair questions. Look at Helene Curtis' stunning list of topics: Pregnancy and motherhood? "Nine months ...

April 14, 2003

Slings and Arrows

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Okay, so there was this Greek guy named Zeno (no that

April 11, 2003

At the Speed of My Lights

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To simplify my life, my bank and my electric company got together and let me pay my bill online.

April 10, 2003

Distractions

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I have a huge string of two-hour lectures this quarter, so I've been looking for ways to ease my pain. I asked a few friends for their advice and came up with a list of the TOP TEN THINGS PEOPLE HAVE DONE IN A TWO HOUR ...

April 9, 2003

Vote Weatherhuman

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The campaign continues. There appear to be hundreds of SUN signs, hundreds of Gauchoholics signs, hundreds of SAC signs.

April 8, 2003

Course Objectives

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My professor said something interesting about academic discussions today. She said, "The idea of discourse is rather vague and nebulous."But I heard, "The idea of this course is rather vague and nebulous."Tuesday's forec...