I have a huge string of two-hour lectures this quarter, so I’ve been looking for ways to ease my pain. I asked a few friends for their advice and came up with a list of the

TOP TEN THINGS PEOPLE HAVE DONE IN A TWO HOUR LECTURE:

Homework for the next class

Homework for the current class

Listed the presidents in order

Calculated major GPA in their head

Listed every state and re-listed them alphabetically

Planned schedule for next quarter

Determined number of museums attended in lifetime

Cut fingernails

Passionate sex (then woke up)

Got drunk (then passed out)

Thursday’s forecast: School does make you creative.