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November 23, 2005

Black Tuesday

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To most, Tuesday, Nov. 22nd will be forever known as "Black Tuesday," after the UCSB men's soccer team's 3-2 loss at Northridge. But to the 'human, the 22nd will forever be known as the day I was refused service at Starb...

November 22, 2005

Weatherheathens

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Thanksgiving is only two days away, and you know what that means. You

November 21, 2005

A Streak to Forget

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If you attended the men's playoff soccer game Saturday, then you saw one of the most pathetic attempts at rushing the field in the history of mankind.

November 17, 2005

Finally

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Finally, it has happened. The Nexus has officially turned into a smut tabloid. You'll notice that the Opinion page is filled with it today, so get out your tube socks.

November 16, 2005

Intramurals

By system

Good idea: One game of intramural basketball..

November 15, 2005

Silver Sleeper

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I don't know if you noticed yesterday in the Nexus, but we featured one of the funniest photos I've ever seen in my weatherlife. Seven or so silver seniors sat in front of a guy in a red hat, and in the background sat 10...

November 14, 2005

Anon-a-mouse

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The power of anonymity is scary. SCARY scary. I could pretty much write whatever I want right now, like, "I love Burt Bacharach" and you would have to just sit there and take it.

November 10, 2005

A High Schooling

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Just in case you didn't feel like enough of a slap-dick, the 'human is about to make you feel even worse about your weed addiction. A high school student won the race for mayor over the incumbent as a write-in in Hillsda...

November 8, 2005

And it Rocked Me

By system

Who was the first person to say "rock the vote"? I think it was Clinton. I think the pilgrims had it better with "stone the vote" though.

November 7, 2005

The Weatherhumanities

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The weatherhuman always loves it when the weatherparents come down to pay him a visit and cash for not dropping out of weatherschool. The 'human really takes well to bribery, not to mention flattery and tomfoolery.

November 4, 2005

Tastes Like Good

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To be a good weatherhuman, you also have to have good weathertaste. Here's some stuff you should be listening to because I listen to it

November 3, 2005

Slim Pickings

By system

Signing up for classes is like choosing which kind of ass the 'human wants from the 3 a.m. pickings on DP. I want something that won't be too much of an inconvenience in the morning,

November 2, 2005

Fuck Princeton

By system

Apparently UCSB got a shout out on ABC's new show "Commander in Chief." The press secretary was accused of being a UCSB sorority girl who spent most of her college years "on her knees."

November 1, 2005

Working for Work

By system

Working on Halloween night is the equivalent of getting really high and drunk at work.

October 31, 2005

75 Percent Alcohol

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If you're reading this, congratulations: you're alive. If you're not reading this, congratulations: you're only three quarters of the way through your bender.

October 27, 2005