Just in case you didn’t feel like enough of a slap-dick, the ‘human is about to make you feel even worse about your weed addiction. A high school student won the race for mayor over the incumbent as a write-in in Hillsdale, Michigan yesterday.
Thursday’s forecast: You’re pathetic.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
