The weatherhuman always loves it when the weatherparents come down to pay him a visit and cash for not dropping out of weatherschool. The ‘human really takes well to bribery, not to mention flattery and tomfoolery. The best is when they buy me weatherbooze and weatherfather tells stories of his days as a non-ed.

Monday’s forecast: With Thanksgiving fast approaching, I can already sense the Weather-extended-family.