Weather

February 22, 2006

Revenge of the ‘human

By system

Alas, the Nexus is competent again! Let the mending process between the 'human and the Nexus begin.

February 17, 2006

Tumbleweeds Anyone?

By system

It's a Friday on the eve of a three-day weekend after the conclusion of midterms. What the hell, no-one is here.

February 16, 2006

‘Human see, ‘Human do

By system

The Associated Press reported yesterday that Vice President Cheney took the blame for shooting his friend with a shotgun. Cheney said, "I'm the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my friend." Well no shit, Captain Obviou...

February 15, 2006

Abstinence Shabstinence

By system

A recent study shows that Mormons - living in Utah - outweigh non-morms in Utah by an average of 4.6 pounds and have a 14 percent higher chance of obesity.

February 14, 2006

Love to Hate

By system

It's ironic that the 'human will spend today, a day that revolves around love, doing the thing it hates the most: Homework.

February 13, 2006

Current Events

By system

The Vice President shoots his friend with a shotgun? A SWAT team storms a house because a woman gives them the finger?

February 10, 2006

Think Outside the Box

By system

So the 'human was studying at the U-Cen the other day. When the weatherorgan began to get a wee bit aroused, the 'human decided to put one of the computers to good use and look at some good old fashioned pornography.

February 9, 2006

Don’t Trust Your Instincts

By system

The 'human knows you love the Nexus and all, but for the love of the weathergod, watch where you're going when walking and reading. The 'human feels like its trying to navigate the Death Star trench while walking through...

February 8, 2006

Get the door, it’s free

By system

Stop the presses! Free pizza's are being given out at Dominos!

February 7, 2006

Lunch on me

By system

A box in nicolletti's is offering free lunch to anyone who makes a worthy suggestion for improvement in the U-Cen.

February 6, 2006

Worthless ‘human

By system

The incompetence of the Seahawks seemed to have rubbed off on the Nexus. Damn this small space that prevents the 'human from making some witty super bowl reference.

February 3, 2006

Wait, the Super Bowl is Sunday?

By system

Shit, who's playing?

February 2, 2006

Just in Time!

By system

It's a miracle! Both the new Arbor and the highly touted Broida Expressway are finally completed. Just in time! We were looking forward to using them ... two years ago (slight exaggeration).

February 1, 2006

So Long, Menehunes

By system

Today the 'human had a portion of itself ripped out, as it saw workers physically ripping apart the late Menehunes.

January 31, 2006

Mad World

By system

What the hell is this place coming to?

January 30, 2006

The Great Indoors

By system

The 'human feels bad for the team that lost to the Nexus last night at soccer. As if losing isn't already bad enough, they had to lose to a sampling of alcoholics whose job is to sit around all day in front of a computer...