Today the ‘human had a portion of itself ripped out, as it saw workers physically ripping apart the late Menehunes. OTT has been well documented over the last week for its close proximity and cheap liquor, but nothing beat the four bucks Menehunes charged for a pitcher of PBR.

Thursday’s forecast: In homage to Menehunes, the ‘human will get food poisoning eating rotten peanuts and play a game of chess.