Weather

April 7, 2006

Content

By system

Damn, I'm being nice and bright again. This box is much easier to write when I'm being unpleasant.

April 6, 2006

Walkin’ on Sunshine

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Alas, it's sunny again. No more hatred for the always mercurial weatherhuman.

April 5, 2006

Shitty Weather

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One day after enduring countless diatribes towards the 'human for it's untimely rain, yesterday's weather-like movements were not much different.

April 4, 2006

Wet Tuesday

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Apparently, everyone hated me yesterday. Why the masses of UCSB voiced their distaste for my offerings remains beyond the 'human's comprehension.

April 3, 2006

Let There Be Light, Goddamnit!

By system

What a tease the weather is. The day before spring quarter starts, it - the cardinal of all spring quarter sins - rains?

March 10, 2006

Booyah, Spring!

By system

So long, winter quarter. And bring your abysmal weather and shitty class schedule with you.

March 9, 2006

Quantity Over Quality

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The human is becoming increasingly perplexed as to why teachers constantly refer to final written documents as "papers." Sure, that is what you are turning in, "paper." But can't you just turn in 8-10 blank pages of "pap...

March 8, 2006

What’s New?

By system

Oh media, you and your stories. Barry Bonds took steroids.

March 7, 2006

Hollywood Madness Baby!

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So there has been a lot of talk in the media dubbing the Academy Award given to "Crash," an "upset." How the hell can a movie upset another movie?

March 6, 2006

What Could Have Been

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Today's previously written weather was going to win the 'human a Pulitzer.

March 3, 2006

Walking Ghost

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So a friend of the 'human approached it the other day. "Do you know who the weatherhuman is?"

March 1, 2006

“Expanding” Horizons

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The 'human recently found a disposed Cosmopolitan lying around at the Nexus. It found that under one of the "Ten Hot New Sex Positions" feature, a position exists known as, "The Diamond."

February 28, 2006

Bitter ‘Human

By system

First I rained on Associated Student's parade, now I'm just raining on everyone.

February 27, 2006

The Laziest Leggie

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The 'human pledges that, when elected as A.S. President, it won't do silly things like the current administration to make members of the Nexus do more work (see: page six).

February 24, 2006