Apparently, everyone hated me yesterday. Why the masses of UCSB voiced their distaste for my offerings remains beyond the ‘human’s comprehension. I got girls wet. I cleaned dudes hats. I gave people an excuse to skip the first day of school. I mean, it is spring quarter, who actually wants to go to class?
Tuesday’s forecast: The ‘human takes no mercy, causing so many leaks at the Nexus that the paper must shut down, allowing the staff an excuse to get tossed on a Tuesday. Cheers!
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
