Weather

May 1, 2006

Six-Inch Special

By system

The 'human would like to congratulate Jared for his eventual victory for A.S. President.

April 28, 2006

Studyin’

By system

You fucks didn't elect the 'human. Again.

April 27, 2006

Last Chance

By system

Today is your last chance to vote for A.S. elections. You know what that means, you apathetic slackers that haven't voted yet: It's time to vote 'human.

April 26, 2006

None today.

By system

The weatherhuman didn’t upload his/her file.

April 25, 2006

Summer of Love

By system

It's official: Our parents sure did a lot of fucking in July and August.

April 24, 2006

Advantage: Human

By system

April 21, 2006

The Great Burrito in the Sky

By system

It's a shame the 'human has to comprise of a weatherbox on 420.

April 20, 2006

How Dare You

By system

Ah, it finally feels like it's really spring quarter. Everyone is hungover on a Tuesday.

April 19, 2006

Fuck me? Fuck you!

By system

So it was pointed out the other night at the office that a "Fuck the Nexus" group exists on the always "it's easier to say it on here than to say it to your face," facebook.

April 18, 2006

Rot Your Liver, Not Your Teeth

By system

The 'human remembers the good ol' days when soda was cheap. At one point, a can of pop was a paltry 50 cents.

April 17, 2006

Rock the Vote

By system

The 'human is learning that it's rather difficult to campaign for A.S. President, when no one really knows who it is (or if it even exists).

April 14, 2006

Lovable Loser

By system

In homage to Playboy recently dubbing UCSB the second best party in the nation, the 'human will now author only its second best box, ever.

April 13, 2006

A Human Void

By system

What the fuck ever happened to Espresso Roma? Didn't that joint have a liquor license?

April 12, 2006

PBR and Peanuts

By system

The 'human has been a bit depressed to see that the spot once occupied by cult-favorite, Menehunes, now held by Saigon Express, isn't getting much more business than the 'hunes did.

April 11, 2006

Box Beats Signs

By system

The 'human's biggest regret thus far spring quarter is, undoubtedly, letting those sneaky little A.S. bastards get a head start on campaigning for A.S. President.

April 10, 2006