Today is your last chance to vote for A.S. elections. You know what that means, you apathetic slackers that haven’t voted yet: It’s time to vote ‘human. I wrecked havoc on campus this morning with a drizzle as an ominous warning of what will happen if the ‘human isn’t elected A.S. President.

Thursday’s forecast: The ‘human promises that, if elected, it will only rain beer in Isla Vista. No more silly water.