The ‘human would like to congratulate Jared for his eventual victory for A.S. President. The ‘human hopes that he will use his new position to make sure that he surpasses the coolness of the only other famous Jared the ‘human can think of: That asshole on all the subway commercials.
Monday’s forecast: The ‘human supposes if it could pinch a foot long loaf, giving its constituents something to marvel at while they take a dump, it would surpass the coolness of both the Jareds.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
