In homage to Playboy recently dubbing UCSB the second best party in the nation, the ‘human will now author only its second best box, ever.
Friday’s forecast: UCSB will now join in a long line of measly second bests: ‘NSync, Coors Light, Blink 182, “Brokeback Mountain” and Oakland. Second place is a bitch, eh?
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
