Ah, it finally feels like it’s really spring quarter. Everyone is hungover on a Tuesday. Intramural softball is in full swing. And all of the A.S. candidates that didn’t receive the Nexus’ blessing hate the Nexus, as usual.

Thursday’s forecast: The ‘human has to question where the spite comes from. One would think that these candidates would put enough confidence in the voters that they would, oddly enough, research the candidates on their own instead of trusting an editorial staff that, according to some, has the intelligence of a recently graduated seventh grader. Tsk tsk, candidates.