The ‘human remembers the good ol’ days when soda was cheap. At one point, a can of pop was a paltry 50 cents. Then it was 75 cents. Now, it’s typically upwards of 80 cents. But alas, the wretched demons of the University yanked even the Nexus’ can dispenser, replacing it with fiscally unappealing buck twenty-five bottles, leaving the thirsty ‘human 25 cents short.

Tuesday’s forecast: The ‘human finds solace in the fact its probably the University’s way of telling it soda is unhealthy, and that it should probably be drinking beer. Point taken.