The ‘human pledges that, when elected as A.S. President, it won’t do silly things like the current administration to make members of the Nexus do more work (see: page six).

Monday’s forecast: Leg Council passes a bill that deems this very weatherbox unconstitutional, and thus must be banished from the Nexus. The ‘human is too goddamned lazy to care, and instead merely berates them by stealing their student directories and stamping “Vote ‘human” on them. Payback’s a bitch, ain’t it?