Think Outside the Box
So the ‘human was studying at the U-Cen the other day. When the weatherorgan began to get a wee bit aroused, the ‘human decided to put one of the computers to good use and look at some good old fashioned pornography. Unfortunately, every computer was occupied, not by students registering for classes, but cyber dorks checking their facebook profiles.
Friday’s forecast: The ‘human kills two birds with one stone and creates theweatherbook.com, where people can post their favorite pornographic images and lurp on other people all day, while masturbating whenever necessary. Watch out, Zuckerberg! You can capture cyber dorks, but try and beat the ‘human’s army of porn fiends, ha!