A recent study shows that Mormons – living in Utah – outweigh non-morms in Utah by an average of 4.6 pounds and have a 14 percent higher chance of obesity. The ‘human is only saying what the BYU prof is afraid to: Have more sex, damnit. That shit gets you in shape.
Wednesday’s forecast: The Nexus sex columnist travels back in time to meet Joseph Smith. The entire United States Olympic team is now comprised of Mormons and America wins every gold medal in Torino. Hell yeah, Latter Day Saints!
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
