The Associated Press reported yesterday that Vice President Cheney took the blame for shooting his friend with a shotgun. Cheney said, “I’m the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my friend.” Well no shit, Captain Obvious.

Thursday’s forecast: Under Cheney’s valiant leadership, the ‘human urinates on a professor it doesn’t like. The ‘human’s excuse: “I’m the guy who pulled the trigger,” brings all in the lecture hall to laughter. The lesson of this story? The ‘human will soon win its first A.S. Presidential campaign. Watch out, Student’s Party.