Wait, the Super Bowl is Sunday? Shit, who’s playing? Ok, the ‘human will take Bud Dry, straight up. Wait, they don’t do the bud bowl anymore? Bud Dry doesn’t even exist anymore? The ‘human is going on hunger strike. This is bullshit.
Friday’s Forecast: The ‘human gets hungry and, in homage to the Super Bowl, drinks a giant bowl of cereal with bootlegged bud dry in it. It’s budtastic!
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
