Wait, the Super Bowl is Sunday? Shit, who’s playing? Ok, the ‘human will take Bud Dry, straight up. Wait, they don’t do the bud bowl anymore? Bud Dry doesn’t even exist anymore? The ‘human is going on hunger strike. This is bullshit.

Friday’s Forecast: The ‘human gets hungry and, in homage to the Super Bowl, drinks a giant bowl of cereal with bootlegged bud dry in it. It’s budtastic!