Opinion

October 11, 2002

The Weatherhuman Should Invest in Reporting Skills

By Eneri Rodriguez

I'd like to say the Weatherhuman needs to maybe open its eyes and realize that it needs to take its foot out of its mouth and get educated on the issues.

October 10, 2002

Quote This

By Staff

Jim Thomas started running campaign advertisements last week to swing more votes in the upcoming recall election. The ad pulls two quotes from a Daily Nexus staff editorial published on Friday, May 4, 2001.

October 10, 2002

Hello, Sports Fans

By Staff

I hear they've canceled the plan to put giant cement islands on all the I.V. streets. So in effect, the county has paid a lot of money to mark all the roads with useless construction paint.

October 10, 2002

Traffic Islands in the Sun

By Gail Marshall

With the exception of Del Playa Drive, this proposal would have added very wide speed bumps, traffic "deflectors" and, on the wider streets, traffic islands.

October 10, 2002

Give the Republicans Their Fair Chance to Screw the State Up

By Justin Cunningham

I cannot in good conscience sit by silently while the governor is re-elected because of the weaknesses of Bill Simon. Davis is surely of no stronger character than Simon.

October 10, 2002

We Cannot Coddle a Madman Who Has Mustard Gas

By Ryan Wilson

The overwhelming anti-war sentiment coming from the town of Isla Vista sounds like it is coming from a flock of sheep wearing blinders.

October 10, 2002

Hey Teachers, Leave Embarcadero Hall Alone

By Peter Neushul

As a longtime resident of Isla Vista, I am very disturbed by UCSB's acquisition of the former Bank of America building for conversion into the new Embarcadero lecture hall.

October 9, 2002

Boy Scouts: Grin and Bear It

By Andrew West

Our public lands are on the imminent verge of destruction by that most horrible of horrible organizations... the Boy Scouts. In all seriousness, the Boy Scouts is an organization with one of the worst outdoor ethics I've...

October 9, 2002

The Weatherfund

By Staff

It's time for "special elections," although I'm not sure what's so special about them. The issue, as I understand it, is that A.S. squandered its money on bad investments, resulting in massive debt, and now needs money t...

October 9, 2002

When He Can’t Do the Job, Call Your Battery-Powered Friend

By Beth Van Dyke

Why is it so difficult for girls to have orgasms? Why is that men seem to be able to find pleasure in any light stimulation whatsoever? It has to be one of the most common questions asked of women in the world.

October 8, 2002

The Death of a Salesman

By Staff

The youth crime prevention kid woke me up at 9 this morning to sell me a candy bar.

October 8, 2002

A Lesson From Our Fine, Fuzzy, Aussie Friends

By Cory Anthony

One thing to keep in mind when doing research is that there is always another step between where you are and the actual work.

October 8, 2002

Concrete Islands in I.V. Roads Will Make Matters Even Worse

By Jonathan Morin

I believe that this is a ridiculous route toward safer streets, and it is quite possible that it will prove to be more of a hazard than a protective measure in Isla Vista.

October 8, 2002

In the Still of the Night

By Alex Benowitz-Fredricks

It really is a form of tranquility when totally new people can be relied on to behave in exactly the same ways, be duped in exactly the same ways and disappear in exactly the same ways.

October 7, 2002

Special Election Endorsements: A.S. Base Fee Initiative

By Staff

A.S. has the ability to call a special election whenever it pleases, and this one seems more in the interests of the executive board than of student groups.

October 7, 2002

Drink of the Week

By Staff

I used to like the sparrow family in the UCen. They're cute when they fly up and perch on your chair. They clean the floors of excess croissant crumbs.