Opinion

November 4, 2004

Two Parties Bring Needed Balance to U.S.

By Michael McClarin

Now that the elections are over, we can once again look at our political beliefs in a more rational manner. What does it mean to be a Democrat or a Republican? Well for some, it might be based on the fact that certain in...

November 3, 2004

A Touchdown on Tape

By Dave Franzese

Well, Halloween and those bastard midterms came and went like a premature ejaculator at a strip club, and that means from here on out it's officially football season.

November 3, 2004

Jihad Begins At Home

By Staff

We appear to have elected George W. Bush. I guess this means Americans are opposed to terrorism.

November 3, 2004

Unveiling the Inner Racist in All of Us

By Michael Nicolayeff

You wouldn't think it from looking at me, but I am, in fact, half-Asian. This is because my father's side of the family is Russian. You don't think that makes me half-Asian?

November 2, 2004

Battleground States

By Staff

So the Nexus endorsed John Kerry for president, but I personally disagree. If there's one thing that bugs a weather forecaster, it's unpredictable flip-flopping.

November 2, 2004

The Artful Dodger: Hotmail Ain’t so Hot Anymore

By Drew Mackie

"Security notice: You are entering a page which is not secure. The information you view and send can be read while in transit." And with a simple click of the OK button, I bypassed this little security warning and access...

November 2, 2004

No More Treats, Just More Tricks

By Kevin McFadden

Well, Halloween passed once again. All the good girls dressed up like sluts, and the slutty girls dressed up like, well, sluts. Halloween isn't just an excuse for girls to change into a costume for a night - or weekend.

November 2, 2004

Hold Your Tounge; Looks Can Be Dangeriously Deceiving

By Mollie Vandor

On Friday night, I was a slutty schoolgirl. Ahhh yes... Halloween descended on Isla Vista. Here's the thing, though - just because we were dressed provocatively does not mean that we were out prowling for penis.

November 2, 2004

I Bring My Umbrella Daily Bracing for the Weather

By Jameson Tyler Shaw

Lately the weather has been shitty, and I am not talking about the rain here people. Every day last year, I used to look forward to opening the paper and reading the Nexus' daily Weather.

November 2, 2004

Column Writer Apologizes to RHA for False Claims

By Patrick Callahan

I'd like to formally apologize to the Residence Hall Association for my incorrect statement in my article printed on Friday, ("It Ain't Easy Being Right," Daily Nexus, Oct. 29).

November 2, 2004

Thanks For Watching Our Backs, Local Authorities

By Laura Braganza

I would really like to take this time to thank the Isla Vista Foot Patrol, UC Police Dept., Community Service Organization and volunteers that helped make this Halloween a safe one for residents of Isla Vista.

November 1, 2004

For U.S. President, the Nexus Strongly Endorses: Sen. John Kerry

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

Here at the Nexus, we enjoy flip-flops - they're cheap, comfortable and damn, they're stylish. Our enjoyment of flip-flops extends into the political world as well. We guess that the label really depends on your party lo...

November 1, 2004

Partied Like It’s 1999

By Staff

Can you believe we're supposed to put together a paper on Halloween night? Fuck that. Fortunately, we thought ahead and made this issue a week ago.

November 1, 2004

For 35th District State Assembly, the Nexus Endorses: Pedro Nava

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

Pedro Nava brings an array of experience to the table that will help him succeed in the State Assembly. As a member of the California Coastal Commission since 1997, Nava has taken many strides in protecting the Santa Bar...

November 1, 2004

For 23rd District U.S. Congress, the Nexus Strongly Endorses: Lois Capps

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

With three terms in Congress under her belt, Lois Capps has the experience, values and determination to represent the 23rd District on the national level once again.

November 1, 2004

Local Measures

By Daily Nexus Editorial Board

Measure A Measure A links the salaries of Santa Barbara City Council members and the mayor, all of whom are normally underpaid, to the annual median income for Santa Barbara County. This establishes a fair salary for tho...